Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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