They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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