so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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