I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
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VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
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I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
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