So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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