what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
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