now i know why i became what i already was.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Randomize
