Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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