maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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