my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
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I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
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I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
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