I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
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