Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
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