we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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