Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
the gays at disneyland are vicious
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
Randomize
