"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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