operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
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what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
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I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
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