she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
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I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
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You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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