I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
NoShamevember. You game?
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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