Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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