i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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