physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
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