What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
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Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
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I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.