Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
Some Animals Are Total Jerks (10+ pics)
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
23 Roommates Share Secrets Their Roomie Thinks They Don’t Know
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.