Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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