This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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