Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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