i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
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