Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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