She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
Don't tell me you're on acid again
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
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