Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
She's not a foreskin expert like you
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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