well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
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Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
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She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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