Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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