Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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