My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Randomize
