That blackeyed peas song was on, so I thought that was prediciting tonight was going to be a good night. And then my garage door opner fell and hit me in the head.
I literally just copy and pasted that from another bbm convo bc I'm far too stoned to explain that again.
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
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I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
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So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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