I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
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day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
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We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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