I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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