yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
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