I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
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I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
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fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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