let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
I party with great urgency now.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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