if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
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I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
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So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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