This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
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