I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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