Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
