I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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