PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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