Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Actions speak louder than pants.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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