she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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