I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
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