I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
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I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
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The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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