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I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
the day after is always just damage control
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I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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