But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
The feeling are messing with the penis
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
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