I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
so much tequila, so little girl.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
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