omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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