ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
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Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
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Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize