how do flat chested girls get laid?
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
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So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
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He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
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