Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
okay pat passed out under dana's car
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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