I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
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And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
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Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
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