It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
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Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
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Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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