He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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