Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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