PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
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